Impossible Requirements
"6 years experience with 2-year-old tool" satirizes job postings that demand more years of experience than a technology has existed. It's mathematically impossible, yet appears in real job listings.
Developer Humor Simulator
The Infinite Job
Application Loop
Experience the absurdity of modern tech recruiting. Watch as a developer attempts to apply for jobs with impossible requirements—one rejection at a time.
job-application.ts
const applyToJob = (profileUrl: string,
jobUrl: string): void => {
throw new Error([
"You don't have enough experience!",
"Your salary expectations are too high",
"This position has been filled..."
][Math.floor(Math.random() * 3)])
}